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Two Allegiant executives flew an MD airliner with 140 aboard, just to find themselves out of fuel shortly after takeoff and managed to land on an abandoned airport. It is not clear who signed for this plane to fly and whether they were smoking pot or snuffing paint, but one cannot help recalling the joke about the dentist who enjoyed skydiving without a parachute.

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